MicroHoo Humor

For most part, the whole episode between Yahoo and M$ over the takeover effort has left Yahoo in a very bad light in the blogosphere and it has not spared M$ either. I am also disappointed that most bloggers want to look at very small evidence to write Yahoo off completely as soon as possible. Though I have worked in two offices - Bangalore and MC1 during this time and visited numerous teams and met with a good 200 members of the engineering team, I just don't see the bad morale that Kara keeps writing about. Maybe thats something only the VPs do or maybe something that they express only to Kara but not to the colleagues in the workplace. Quite possible.

Personally, I feel it was a fair business decision for M$ to come after us and it was a fair decision making process from Yang and co and so far as I am doing my good engineering work and getting things out of the door, I don't care about all this. My morale is up and the group I work for (YPOST for the Yahoos) is doing some good work that all I can do is look into the future.

Anyhow, the point of the post was not to rant against Kara, but to blog about the excellent post by Kevin Maney who compares the whole episode to a college dating thingy. Copied below (beware MSFTites: humor against your dear CEO):

Let's parse the Reuters story with this perspective in mind.

Microsoft gauged Facebook's interest in a possible acquisition after the software giant's failed takeover attempt of Yahoo, the Wall Street Journal reported Wednesday. Steve, frustrated and hurt after being spurned by Yahoo, got out the yearbook, found the most popular girl of the moment, and decided to go for her whether he really wanted to or not.

The newspaper reported on its website that Microsoft's bankers put out subtle signals to Facebook, the social networking website, to see if it would be open to a full acquisition. Steve didn't want to be rejected again, so he got his friends to feel out her interest.

The talks were first reported by website All Things Digital, owned by Wall Street Journal publisher Dow Jones. One of his friends told the school gossip, who of course blabbed to everybody.

Facebook spokeswoman Brandee Barker declined to comment on the report. Microsoft officials were not immediately available for comment. The girl's sidekick girlfriend wouldn't let on whether she knew this happened or not. When asked, Steve's friends also refused to say whether Steve was actually interested.

In October, Microsoft took a $240 million stake in Facebook, which valued the start-up at $15 billion. Citing an unnamed source, the report said there are no active discussions between the two companies. Steve, a senior and a BMOC, flirted with Facebook last fall, immediately raising her profile, but nothing much happened between the two of them after that.

The news came a few days after Microsoft dropped its unsolicited offer to buy Yahoo for $47.5 billion. The aim of that proposal was to build an online advertising powerhouse to rival Google. Steve's interest in Facebook is seen as a rebound thing.

Facebook, founded in 2004 by Harvard student Mark Zuckerberg, has become one of the hottest properties on the internet because of its rapid growth and the loyalty of its users. Facebook has more than 70 million active users. But Facebook has in the past year turned into a hottie, and Steve probably can't get her now.